A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,

"Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said,

"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,

"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes, or four on that bridge?"

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Great joke but...
Are you trying to tell us something Mike?

we're all hopeless saps when it comes to the fairer sex? nah, not like we did already know that anywya

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Truer words were never spoken! On another subject, are we going to see you at Summit on Monday?

if i can get a spot, sure but that isn't looking too good right now.

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