God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked
puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied
God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and
it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained,
pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've
placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, pointed to
a land area & said, "What's that?" "That's New York
State , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful rivers, streams, lakes, forests, hills, beaches
and marshes.The people from New York State are going to be
handsome, modest, intelligent, humorous, and they are going
to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and
producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There's Washington DC .. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

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